Free Comic Book Day Countdown

HI-YA NEIGHBORS-

WELL, IT’S ALMOST HERE!!  THAT’S RIGHT-FREE COMIC BOOK DAY IS UPON US, ONCE AGAIN!!!

FREE COMICS FOR EVERYONE!!!

OF COURSE, WHAT WOULD FREE COMIC BOOK DAY BE WITHOUT A STOREWIDE SALE!!  IT WOULD BE A SALE-LESS  FREE COMIC BOOK DAY, BUT THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!  BUT I DIGRESS.
EVERYTHING IN THE STORE WILL BE 10-85% OFF!  WOW!!

SATURDAY, MAY 4^TH, IS ALSO STAR WARS DAY. SO WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE, THAN TO HAVE IN PERSON, OUR FAVORITE STARS GROUP, THE MANDALORIAN MERCS!!  THEY WILL BE HERE FOR PHOTO OPS AND ALL KINDS OF GREAT STUFF!!

WE ALSO HAVE AN AREA WHERE KIDS CAN COLOR SUPERHERO PICTURES, TO BE DISPLAYED ON THE WINDOW THE FRONT OF THE STORE AND WILL RECEIVE 1 FREE $4.00 COMIC FROM THE BACK ISSUE!!

WE WILL HAVE RAFFLES, GIVE-A-WAYS TRIVIA AND SO MUCH MORE!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MORE, YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF?!  TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR MORE GREAT ANNOUNCEMENTS!  (MAYBE I’LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE GREAT ANNUAL COSTUME CONTEST!)
IN THE MEANTIME, TIME FOR KEITH’S WORDS OF WISDOM:

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU THINK YOU’LL DO A SILENT FART, AND IT COMES OUT LIKE A MACHINE GUN!

WHY THE HELL ARE CEREAL BAGS STILL NOT ZIPLOC?!

WALMART-THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GET A MANICURE, HAIR-CUT, ICE CREAM, TIRES FOR YOUR CAR AND WITNESS AN EPISODE OF, “WHAT NOT TO WEAR!”

I’M AT AN AGE NOW, WHERE AN ALL-NIGHTER MEANS I DIDN’T HAVE TO GET UP TO PEE!

DID YOU KNOW THAT CHOCOLATE MAKES YOUR CLOTHES SHRINK?!

IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HEAR THE LOOK I GAVE YOU-SHUT UP!!

LIFE’S TOO SHORT-HAVE FUN!
KEITH