Presidents Day Sale

HI-YA NEIGHBORS
IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T FIGURED IT OUT, WE ARE HAVING A Post-VALENTINES’ GIFT FOR ALL OF YOU! ( I NEVER GET A GIFT.  ALL I GET IS A ROCK!)  IT’S A “CHARLIE BROWN HALLOWEEN” REFERENCE FOR ALL OF YOU KIDS OUT THERE! SHEESH!

ANYWAY, IT’S A STORE WIDE SALE, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ON SALE FROM 10%-FREE!!  THAT’S RIGHT-FREE!!

WHAT ARE WE GIVING AWAY?  HA HA HA HA !!  DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION?  WAIT-I ASKED THAT QUESTION!  UH………….I………NEVER MIND!

THE SALE WILL BE ON THIS SATURDAY, SUNDAY, & MONDAY FEB 17TH ,18TH & 19TH!

WE HOPE YOU CAN MAKE IT TO THE PARTY!!

TIME FOR THE SORELY MISSED, KEITH’S WORDS OF WISDOM:

I CAN’T BELIEVE I WORK THIS HARD TO BE POOR!

MY SISTER’S FRIEND’S, GRANDPA”S , MOTHER’S, SON’S, GRANDSON’S UNCLE’S GOLDFISH DIED, AND YES-IT WAS TRAGIC, SO I CAN’T COME TO WORK.

I HATE IT WHEN I FORGET TO PRESS SEND, AND I SIT THERE LIKE AN IDIOT, WAITING FOR A REPLY!

I DO NOT HAVE GREY HAIRS!! I’M GROWING TINSEL!!

I DID NOT TRIP!  THE FLOOR LOOKED SAD, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT A HUG!

TODAY’S A GOOD TIME TO LEAVE A NOTE ON A RANDOM CAR THAT SAYS, “I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!”

LIFE’S TOO SHORT
KEITH