KEITH’S ANNUAL BIRTHDAY BASH 2019

HI-YA NEIGHBORS

IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I’VE HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET TOGETHER WITH ALL OF YOU! MY HEALTH TOOK A TURN SEVERAL MONTHS AGO, AND I’VE BEEN IN AND OUT OF THE HOSPITAL. YOUR SUPPORT AND WELL WISHES HAVE BEEN INSTRUMENTAL IN MY RECOVERY, AND I AM VERY APPRECIATIVE FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT.

OH-BY THE WAY-THERE HAS BEEN A RUMOR BEING CIRCULATED, THAT I AM DEAD!
I HAVE BEEN CHECKED OUT BY DOCTORS, AND MONICA (MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE) HAS BEEN TAKING CARE OF ME, AND SHE HAS ASSURED ME……I AM NOT DEAD!

NOW THE GOOD STUFF- I AM COMBINING MY 43RD YEAR IN BUSINESS, WITH MY ANNUAL BIRTHDAY BASH, WHERE YOU GET THE GIFTS!!

YOU MAY ASK, WHEN IS THE PARTY? I’M WAITING….ARE YOU ASKING? OKAY!

THE ANNUAL BIRTHDAY BASH STARTS THIS FRIDAY, JULY 12TH THROUGH SUNDAY, JULY 21ST. WE WILL BE GIVING AWAY GIFT CERTIFICATES, TOYS, ART, COMICS AND SO MUCH MORE!! WE WILL BE GIVING AWAY STUFF, EVERY DAY!!!

LET’S MAKE THIS A REALLY BIG CELEBRATION. I EXPECT TO BE BACK TO WORK ON FRIDAY, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING ALL OF YOU!!

TIME FOR KEITH’S LONG AWAITED AND MUCH LOVED WORDS OF WISDOM:

NO, I DON’T REALLY RISE AND SHINE. MOST DAYS I JUST CAFFEINATE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST!

I AM INCREDIBLY HAPPY THAT NOBODY HAD CELL PHONES, I-PADS OR DIGITAL CAMERAS, WHEN I HAD TO SQUARE DANCE IN P.E.!!

MY HOUSE KEEPING STYLE CAN BEST BE DESCRIBED AS THERE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN A STRUGGLE!

I’M BILINGUAL-I SPEAK ENGLISH AND DOG!

AN APPLE A DAY WILL KEEP ANYONE AWAY IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH!!

ABS ARE GREAT, BUT HAVE YOU TRIED CUPCAKES?!

LIFE’S TOO SHORT-HAVE FUN!

I’M BACK, AND I HOPE TO SEE ALL OF YOU REAL SOON!!
KEITH
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