MEMORIAL DAY HALF OFF THANK YOU SALE!

HIYA NEIGHBORS –

AS MANY OF YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN HOSPITALIZED FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS. THE SURGERY WAS SUCCESSFUL AND I WILL BE BACK ON MY FEET IN NO TIME. I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR GOOD WISHES AND PRAYERS. THEY WERE INSTRUMENTAL IN MY RECOVERY.

SO, BY WAY OF THANKING EVERYBODY, I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER OUR FIRST MEMORIAL DAY HUGE STOREWIDE SALE. JUST MENTION THIS EMAIL AND YOU WILL GET 50% OFF EVERYTHING IN THE STORE.YOU MUST MENTION THE EMAIL IN ORDER TO GET THESE GIGANTIC SAVINGS.

I HOPE TO BE IN THE STORE TOMORROW, 5/27/19 MEMORIAL DAY, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING ALL OF YOUR CHEERY SMILES.

THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

KEITH’S WORDS OF WISDOM:

I HAVEN’T FAILED AT ANYTHING, I’VE JUST FOUND ALL THE WRONG WAYS OF DOING IT.

RESEARCH IS WHAT I’M DOING WHEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.

TELL A MAN THERE ARE 300 BILLION STARS IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE AND HE’LL BELIEVE YOU. TELL HIM A BENCH HAS WET PAINT ON IT AND HE’LL HAVE TO TOUCH IT TO BE SURE.

WHEN MY BOSS ASKED ME WHO IS STUPID, ME OR HIM? I TOLD HIM HE DOESN’T HIRE STUPID PEOPLE.

NEVER LAUGH AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S CHOICES…YOU’RE ONE OF THEM.

LIFE’S TOO SHORT, HAVE FUN –

KEITH
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