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43RD ANNIVERSARY SALE CONTINUES
HI-YA NEIGHBORS – WE ARE GIVING AWAY $25.00 GIFT CERTIFICATES EVERY DAY! FOR EVERY $25.00 YOU SPEND, YOU GET A RAFFLE TICKET!! THE RAFFLE TICKET STAYS IN THE JAR, FOR THE ENTIRE 10 DAYS OF THE CELEBRATION! WE WILL DRAW A WINNER EVERY NIGHT AT 8:00PM! HOWEVER, THERE IS A LIMIT OF ONE GIFT CERTIFICATE PER PERSON. AS I WRITE THIS, IT IS 4:35PM, ON SATURDAY. EVERYONE WHO COMES INTO THE STORE BETWEEN NOW AND 8:00PM, WILL GE AN ADDITIONAL 10% OFF THEIR ENTIRE PURCHASE!! OOOOO-AM I A TERRIBLE PERSON OR WHAT? WHAT! REMEMBER, EVERYTHING IN THE STORE IS ON SALE FROM 10-85% OFF! YOU GUYS AND GALS ARE THE BEST FRIENDS ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE. THANKS FOR SUPPORTING US FOR ALL THESE YEARS! WE ARE GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT WE KEEP TRYING TO EARN IT! TIME FOR KEITH’S WORDS OF WISDOM: TWO HUNTERS ARE IN THE WOODS, HUNTING, WHEN ONE OF THEM COLLAPSES! I TOLD MY WIFE THAT SHE WAS DRAWING HER EYEBROWS TOO HIGH. SHE LOOKED SURPRISED. AND THE LORD SAID UNTO JOHN, “ COME FORTH AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE ETERNAL LIFE.” I THREW A BOOMERANG A FEW YEARS AGO. NOW I LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR! MY WIFE ACCUSED ME OF BEING IMMATURE. YOU DON’T NEED A PARACHUTE TO GO SKYDIVING. YOU NEED A PARACHUTE TO GO SKYDIVING TWICE!! PARALLEL LINES HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. MY GRANDFATHER HAS THE HEART OF A LION, AND A LIFETIME BAN AT THE ZOO!! LIFE’S TOO SHORT-HAVE FUN!! COLLECTOR’S COMICS |
