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JOHNNY B’S ANNUAL BIRTHDAY, BACK TO SCHOOL, LABOR DAY EXTRAVAGANZA!!
August 30, 2019 @ 11:00 am - September 3, 2019 @ 7:00 pm
FreeHI-YA NEIGHBORS-
IT’S OUR JOHNNY B’S ANNUAL BIRTHDAY, BACK TO SCHOOL, LABOR DAY, WE AREN’T AFRAID OF NO STINKING HURRICANE EXTRAVAGANZA!!
HOW’S THAT FOR AN OPENING SENTENCE!!
EVERYTHING IN THE STORE WILL BE ON SALE-10-80% OFF!
(I FIGURED YOU NEEDED A LITTLE SENTENCE AFTER THAT FIRST ONE!-ALWAYS CONSIDERATE KEITH)
WE’LL BE GIVING AWAY REALLY COOL STATUES WORTH OVER $100.00!
RAFFLES EVERY DAY FOR $25.00 GIFT CERTIFICATES!!
THE SALE RUNS FROM FRIDAY, 8/30 THROUGH MONDAY (LABOR DAY) 9/2!
NOW FOR THE MUCH AWAITED KEITH’S WORDS OF WISDOM:
BE YOURSELF-EVERYONE ELSE IS ALREADY TAKEN!
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD-
AND I HATE BOTH OF THEM!
WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER…EXCEPT FOR BEARS! BEARS WILL KILL YOU!
PEOPLE IN SLEEPING BAGS, ARE THE SOFT TACOS
OF THE BEAR WORLD!
HAVEN’T WE TAKEN THAT, “ANYONE CAN BE PRESIDENT” TOO FAR!!
LIFE’S TOO SHORT-HAVE FUN!
KEITH